InuYasha Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yusuke…a Lecher? ( Chapter 2 )
Baby: *somewhere off screen* You shouldnt have been screaming.
Mehi: Shut up you flea. Anywho I just realized Im a psychic. I could have teleported out of Kuwabara grasp. Why didnt I? Dunno, one of the unsolved mysteries of the world.
*TEXT* is actions and info
CHARACTER: TEXT is speaking
CHARACTER:~TEXT~ is telepathy
(AN: TEXT *TEXT*) is an author note which may or may not have anything to do with the story, but they sure are funny most of the time…
Disclaimer: Nope still dont own any of the animes. Too bad, I could have had a lot of fun with them.
Mehi: PS I was just making up most of that beginning because I couldnt remember a lot of what happened and Baby had the actual story but now I have it back so now it shall be what really happened and not my wild imagination.
Kitta: *slight pop as she teleports next to Mehi.
Kitta: You know this whole story is your imagination so technically none of it really happened. Im not even real. Just part of some elaborate scheme to drive you crazy.
Mehi: Gee, thanks for that. *snaps her fingers and Kitta disappears* I know wrong but worth it.
*In Keos house*
Kuwabara: Where the heck are Kurama and InYa? They are late.
InYa: *walks through the still open door* Right here you big oaf.
Kurama: *walks in behind InYa and closes the door* Where is Keo? He is here right?
Keo: *comes in from the kitchen* Hey, InYa…*thinks a bit then yells…* SIT!!
InYa: *does and Inuyasha style face plant* Keo, Im going to kill you, even though you are Kitta little brother.
Mehi: Where is Thornia and K.C.? They are suppose to be here too, right?
Baby: Ill go call them. *she wonders in the kitchen with Keo*
Kuwabara: *gets up and follows them* I need to talk to K.C.
*in the kitchen*
Kuwabara: Baby, youre looking excellent today. *he smacks her on the butt*
Baby: Ive got a surprise for you when we get home. *She hung up the phone and started dragging Kuwabara back to the living room*
Kuwabara: You know you aint got to drag me everywhere. Im quite capable of walking on my own.
Mehi: *from living room* Baby, get your butt over here.
Yusuke: And what a nice butt it is, too! *checks out Baby in her tight daisy dukes*
*WHAM! BAM! SLAP! SMACK!*
*Yusuke fell to the floor clutching his groin as marks reddened on his cheeks and the side of his head*
Yusuke: *in pain* Hiei…why…did you…kick me there?
Hiei: Fool, I kicked you because you are a dishonorable lecher. Baby is not yours, Mehi is.
Thornia: *walks in the door* Yusuke, what happened to you?
Yusuke: *moans as he crawls into a nearby chair*
Mehi: *giggles* We wont say, but he got into a little trouble.
Yusuke: I would shut up if I were you.
Mehi: *giggle* Oh, my poor baby. *crawls into his lap and cuddles him*
Keo: *comes in from the kitchen* Good, everyone is here. *sees Mehi curled in Yusukes lap and raises an eyebrow* What did I miss?
Baby: Oh, nothing much. *she opens Kuwabaras Coke*
**********End Part 2******************
Author Mehi: And cut. Thats a wrap people. Good job everyone.
Yusuke: *growls at Hiei* Did you have to kick me so hard?
Hiei: Do you have to be a lecher?
Yusuke: Hey, I was just playing my part.
Hiei: A little too well, if you ask me.
Yusuke: *furious* Why you…
Mehi: Boys, boys, lets all just calm down.
Author Mehi: Yea, I dont need my characters fighting off scene. How would it seem if you all got bruised up with no one watching?
Mehi: Why you…is that all you care about, your viewers?
Author Mehi: No, not in the least. *wonders off* See yall next time.
(AN: Sorry this one was so short. I’m kinda having a hard time finding good dividing places. The next one will be much longer.)